Dear Body,
We once got long SO well, what the hell happened this year?!?
I've never seen multiple doctors so many times in the span of 2.5 months. Ever!
My poor housemates/roommates have been so great to me through it all but, even they think it's crazy the amount of shit going wrong with me. My roommate even asked me, "what did you do in a past life to have all this happen to you?" I asked my other housemate that question through the wall and she responded in a cute voice, "You kicked puppies!" Now, let's make this clear, I have NEVER literally or physically kicked a puppy or dog... Or ANY animal for that matter. Kicking puppies is one of the worst things ever, hence; my housemates response.
This may sound looney but I have been trying to build good karma for myself lately. For example, saving a snail from imminent death and returning a lost kitten to it's owner. Even with all these good things, karma is still taking a shit on me. My allergies are killing me, I got a cold sore (probably from all the stress) and I slipped up the other day and had something that had soy in it. By the way, Body, I'm really sorry about that. I know you hate soy. Anyways, with all of this combined, I texted my housemate and said, "Admit it, I kicked a fuck ton on puppies in my past life! Worst. Luck. Ever." She didn't admit it. She's too kind for that.
I'm trying to be an optimist and get some good juju. Heck! I am even taking vitamins. Aren't vitamins meant to help and make my body happy?! Why aren't you happy Body?! We need to have a "come to Jesus talk" and work this out before I really lose it.
Concerned,
Lo
